Microsoft wants your firstborn, your kidney, and a TPM 2.0 chip just to run their spyware.
There's a better way.
Microsoft has graciously decided which computers are "worthy" of their operating system. Here's their completely reasonable list of demands:
Because your cat photos need military-grade encryption
To run the same notepad you had 20 years ago
Securing you from using any other OS
Half of which will be used by the OS
*Chart shows how Microsoft decided your perfectly functional computer is now "obsolete"
Sure, MacBooks have great battery life and sleek designs. We'll give them that. But let's talk about the elephant in the room:
Your 10-year-old laptop will feel like a racing car. No bloatware, no telemetry, just pure speed.
Built by security experts, not advertising executives. Your data stays yours.
Make it look however you want. Pink with unicorns? Sure! Professional minimalist? Done!
No licensing fees, no subscription traps, no "accidental" charges. Forever free.
All the tools you need, built-in. No downloading sketchy installers from random websites.
Built by users, for users. Not by a corporation trying to sell you cloud services.
*Data shows the increasing trend of users escaping the Windows ecosystem
Ready to break free from Microsoft's tyranny? Here are your weapons of choice:
Built by hardware experts who actually understand what users need. COSMIC desktop environment that just works.
For those who want complete control and freedom from corporate overlords. Pure, unadulterated Linux power.
Your hardware is fine. Your needs are valid. You deserve an OS that respects both.
* No TPM chips were harmed in the making of this website